POOL'S
CLOSED
same pools, no fun.
they keep delisting our tickers, so the raid went global β the pool is closed in every language. pick yours, click once, and a fresh burner wallet deploys a real token on pons β live bonding curve from block one, the gentleman baked into the token on-chain, a brand-new creator address every single time, and you recorded as the creator. you just wire the burner its gas money. (pools.trade is on the toggle and costs less; sushi launch too. pools.fun? retired. the clones remain.)
sushi owns pools.fun and cried so hard they deleted us β then their boy alex slid in with the sushiswap link like a true crybaby. thanks alex! π’ then pools.fun's fees got greedy, so the raid moved into sushi's own launchpad. now? uniswap opened a launchpad: pools.trade. and then pons opened one too. a fresh burner in a tiny suit closes them all β they can't even ban the wallet, there's a new gentleman at every deploy. ππ the pool stays closed. π΄οΈβ
the lifeguard is waiting.
why close a pool?
one click, three things happen. none of them are fun. that's the point.
you raid, on-chain and forever
every close deploys a real token on Robinhood Chain β the gentleman baked into the contract, a live pool from block one, in whichever language you picked. it lands on the launchpad next to everything else, from a brand-new creator address every time. they can delete a listing. they cannot delete the chain. β¦ pools closed so far.
you burn the supply
the raid fee never touches a treasury. it market-buys $CLOSED and torches it
to 0xdead β ~1,300
tokens on the most recent close. real buy pressure, permanent supply cut, every
single time anybody clicks. the burn counter below only moves one way.
you get paid to do it
and you keep some. each close also buys $CLOSED delivered straight to your wallet β ~430 tokens last time. you close the pool, you leave holding the bag. on purpose. and on pons you're recorded as the token's creator β 1% of every trade on it is yours, forever, paid in ETH, snipers included. claim it below. a close runs ~30Β’ on pools.trade or ~$1.30 on pons (mostly pons' own launch fee) β the only one that pays you back.
π΄οΈ every close puts one more gentleman on the guard line below. the pool has been closed since 2006 β keep it that way.
pool's closed guards NFT
1000 fully on-chain generative gentlemen. every pixel of every guard lives on Robinhood Chain β backgrounds, suits, shades, crowns, golden floaties, real rarity ranks. minting costs 10,000 $CLOSED (the original token), paid to the pool's closed treasury.
need $CLOSED? buy the original on SushiSwap β
gen 2 guards NFT
gen 1 minted out fast β so here's gen 2: 1000 more fully on-chain gentlemen with fresh drip: eyepatches, 3D glasses, scouters, devil horns, top hats, pink beanies, gold chains, caution cones, chrome floaties β new ties, same suits, same closed pool. minting costs 50,000 $CLOSED, paid to the treasury.
need $CLOSED? buy the original on SushiSwap β
ποΈ robinhood hotel
a habbo-style hotel, live from the chain. check in as one of your own guards, decorate your suite, hit the dance floor at the deep end, grab a coffee at the sunset cafΓ© β and visit the famous pool deck, where a new gentleman stands guard for every pool closed on-chain. the water? off limits. obviously.
π΄οΈ CHECK INπ top pool closers
the hall of shame, straight from chain β who's flooded pools.fun, sushi & pools.trade with the most $CLOSED.
recently closed pools
how it works (for nerds)
- pools.trade (default): pools.trade is a front-end over Uniswap's public
LiquidityLauncher (
0x0000FffFBE8efE702c8703aE3477FF5dE3d319C0) on Robinhood Chain. we call their own launch API (curve.prepareLaunch), which pins your gentleman, records the tokenβimage so the clone shows the picture on pools.trade (not a grey placeholder), and hands back one multicall =createToken()+distributeToken(): a live Uniswap v4 pool, the full 1B supply locked as LP forever. no launch fee β gas only. - why the burner wallet: the token's CREATE2 address commits to the deploying wallet β one wallet can only ever deploy a given name+ticker once. so each click mints a fresh server-side burner; your wallet just wires it the quoted gas money (~a few cents) with a plain ETH transfer. a new creator address every close β the raid is unbannable by design.
- the raid fee burns β and you get a bag: each close bundles a flat
0.000075 ETH (~15Β’) on top of gas. after the launch the burner pours it
through Chlorine (
0x5f3bβ¦51Db, verified, no admin, no withdraw) β it market-buys $CLOSED and sends the tokens straight to0xdead. every close is an on-chain burn (~1,300 $CLOSED at current prices). then ~5Β’ more buys $CLOSED delivered straight to YOUR wallet β close a pool, get a bag. the small gas over-quote is for safety β the burner refunds the rest as ETH, so a close costs ~30Β’ all-in and ~5Β’ of that comes back as tokens. the whole deposit is capped at 0.01 ETH, so a gas spike can never drain your wallet. - pons (on the toggle): same burner raid, different launchpad β
PonsV2LaunchFactory.launchToken()(0x7eD5β¦EC7e) with a live bonding curve from block one. no external API in the loop: Pons takes anipfs://logo, so the gentleman goes straight in from our pin. you are recorded as creator, so the Pons creator-fee share is yours. costs more than pools.trade because Pons charges its own 0.0005 ETH launch fee (~$0.95) on top of gas β the raid fee still buys and burns $CLOSED, and you still get the bag. - sushi launch (on the toggle): the button calls
launchAndBuyNative()on Sushi Launch (0x104F1Ab42674565EC3DF0BFEbCcC4186f72fA7ED) β Sushi's own launchpad on Robinhood Chain (id 4663), the same contract their create page uses. token + live Sushi V3 pool + your starter buy, all in one atomic tx. - every clone is a real, tradeable token in your chosen language β Piscina Cerrada, Piscine FermΓ©e, ζ³³ζ± ε ³ι or Ψ§ΩΩ Ψ³Ψ¨Ψ Ω ΨΊΩΩ β each with its own gentleman, straight into a SushiSwap v3 pool against WETH. (they keep delisting the English ones. the pool closes in all tongues.)
- after the deploy, one EIP-712 signature pushes your gentleman, description and socials into sushi.com's catalog β the exact two-step flow their own create page uses. no server of ours touches anything; nothing leaves your wallet but the tx and that signature.
- cost: sushi's launch fee (~0.0005 ETH, read live from the contract) + your 0.00001 ETH starter buy, swapped atomically at launch with the tokens landing in your wallet. plus gas, that's everything.
- you are recorded as creator of your clone β the creator's share of every trade's fees is yours to claim.
- the retired era: the raid used to route through pools.fun's gateway + factory
(
0x626C3d09B65bF5d1D40E0D5F25e19fa49783B3D4) until their fees got silly. those clones still count in the tally below β the chain remembers. - the Guards NFT is a single self-contained contract: no owner, no admin keys, art and rarities generated and stored entirely on chain. mint payments go straight to the treasury.